John “Wayne” Malaney
2-21-1985 to 7-27-2008
Waynius Cranius Malanius from Albananius, we sure do miss you. Beloved son, brother, and the best friend anyone could ever ask for. You ALWAYS had us laughing, and we’ll never forget your jokes, nicknames, and hilarious voices you used to address people (Duuuude!). Your love of animals and people was so apparent in your everyday life. You were one of the most selfless people I've ever met. You would call me every year on our birthday so we could catch up on one another's latest shenanigans, and it kills me to know that I'll never get that phone call again. Wayne, we lost you way too soon, man. Hopefully your story can help someone make the decision not to use, and possibly save their life. Rest in peace, old friend, until the day we meet again.